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May 10 2012Casual Music Fan Enjoys Transcendent Moment When “Satisfaction” Is Played At Company Retreat »
Upon hearing the familiar opening chords to the Stones’ 1965 hit, coder Eric Emerson starting jumping up and down and screaming, “Oh my god you guys, THIS SONG IS MY LIFE!” to no one in particular, according to witnesses at the scene.…
May 18 2012 / No Comment / Read More »Kansas Wages War On Women, Deploys Troops And Tanks »
Kansas Governor Sam Brownback has tapped into the Sunflower State’s federal funding, deploying over 10,000 National Guard troops in order to collar all women in the state. …
May 17 2012 / 1 Comment / Read More »Man Microwaves Absolutely Perfect Bag Of Popcorn »
Authorities confirmed yesterday afternoon the achievement of an objectively perfect bag of microwave popcorn, as prepared by 32-year-old Daniel Panzero, a Brattleboro native…
May 16 2012 / No Comment / Read More »Rustic Woodshop’s “Stool Sample Sale” Elicits Snickers From Visiting Doctor »
A Sunday morning drive through the idyllic Hudson Valley was disrupted by cackles of laughter when pediatrician Dr. Claude Wilkinsberg, 70, and his wife Diane, 68, drove past a handmade sandwich board sign advertising a “stool sample sale” at Mulligan’s Rustic Woodshop in upstate New…
May 15 2012 / No Comment / Read More »Woman Realizes She’s the Hater Following Last Status about Haters »
Saint Clairsville, OH – Upon reviewing her Facebook feed earlier today, Christine Norris, 33, realized that she was the hater, not those that she has…
Nov 30 2011 / No Comment / Read More »Man Has Epic Struggle With Shoulder Blade Zit »
Marrero, LA – It took Earl L. Lewis an hour and fifteen minutes to pop the pimple that lay on the edge of his shoulder…
Nov 16 2011 / 1 Comment / Read More »Random Blogger Replaces Rachel in “The Dark Knight Rises” »
The Bloggess joins the ensemble of characters and villains in “The Dark Knight Rises,” the last installment of the Christopher Nolan-imagined cinematic series of the…
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